Funny Adult Truths

Adult Truths – A friend sent me this in an email and I loved it! I’ve edited it and included only my favorite ones.

I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

There is great need for a sarcasm font.

How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

Was learning cursive really necessary?

Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

Bad decisions make good stories.

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.

Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

Yep, a little humor should fall into every day! So enjoy! Now go and get some sewing done….